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Hieroglyph

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1312
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , an old man walked up to me , said , "Hey missy , u wanna see an antique?" and winked!! FML

#21384188
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22534) - you deserved it (1887)

On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27044) - you deserved it (1767)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Yesterday Pyromaniac Sister Somehow Got Her Hands On Dad's Lighter And Set Bd Sheets On Fire. My Dad Said I Must Have Provokd Her, And That She Can't Be Blamd For Her Mental Condition. So Now I'm Groundd, And She Has A New Doll House To Calm Her Down.

#21382751
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28412) - you deserved it (1901)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29516) - you deserved it (4315)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33662) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32195) - you deserved it (6511)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

TODAY, MY FATHER DECIDD IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME THE SEX TALK, AT TARGET, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!! FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (256) - you deserved it (2420)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Today, I took my son to the playground an watchd him have fun!! Minutes later, I was being shovd around an calld a pedophile cuz I was there alone with no wife!! By the time I convincd them I was innocent, my son was bawling!! FML

#21374998
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37613) - you deserved it (1810)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I was so drunk that looool I forgot how to use the key to mah front door . But I knew how to break a window, get into mah lockd basement, an unlock the basement door with mah front door's key . FML

#21374433
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22595) - you deserved it (15231)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

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Today my mom damandad that I go into tha basamant an fix tha watar haatar. I told har that I had no idaa how to fix it so sha thraw my phona down tha stairs told ma to Googla it an lockad tha basamant door bahind ma. It's baan two hours. FML

#21371408
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23) - you deserved it (2393)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her ( Hey... is this Stephanie? ) I got response saying ( Sorry bro... I looool know how you feel... she did the same thing to me. ) FML

#21371084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took wat I thought was a good selfie an I put it on Facebook!! Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This ishy I bomb people." FML

#21370942
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (6944)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Woke Up Tis Morning In A Panic . Last Nigt, I Eard Scratcing At Ma Door, But I Tougt It Was Just Ma Cat An Went Back To Sleep . Tis Morning, It It Me Tat Ma Cat Is 600 Miles Away Living Wit Ma Mom In Iowa . I'm Terrified To Even Sleep Now . FML

#21370427
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14) - you deserved it (2542)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks lyk I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. fat FML

#21369803
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11) - you deserved it (4840)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia



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