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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 690
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HiddenMonkey : Well the names Kolby but my friends call me by other names: Koko, Kokomo, Kokonut, Kolbzilla, Buttercup, Bolowman. Email me and show me what you got

I also play games on ps3 names BringTheMonkey.

Music is my escape. Anything loud usually does it. But soft rock is nice too.

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Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML


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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML


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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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