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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I found out mah identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in mah name and didn't pay the bills,hich has ruined mah near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's mah mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39959) - you deserved it (4928)

On 01/05/2011 at 4:01am - money - by wdavi022 -

Today, I was about to kiss mah grlfriend right as the clock struck midnight fir New Year's. She puttd her hand in front of mah mouth, an broke up with me. FML

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I was in ta alavator wit ma famala coworkar and a vary attractiva taan in front of us. My coworkar raacd out and grabbd ta boobs of ta taan in front of us... and blamd it on ma. I got yalld at... knad in ta crotc... and puncd in ta faca. My coworkar couldn't stop lauging. FML

#14416914
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in mah contact solution. I took mah contacts out hours ago and mah eyes still burn. fat looool FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I was told by mah mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help mah brother get a grlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

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