About HiTywurr : I'm Tyler. I'm 14 and I like cats.
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by alix / 08/24/2012 at 11:45am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Animals
by murphy22 / 08/24/2012 at 5:33am / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML
by Neurocardiogenic Syncope / 08/24/2012 at 12:08am / Canada / Health
by hustled / 08/23/2012 at 8:05pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML
by Rotarius / 08/23/2012 at 2:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Transportation
by Minecraftwhyyy / 08/22/2012 at 11:13am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/22/2012 at 2:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by ihateveganism / 08/22/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by mr_flarpin / 08/21/2012 at 8:37pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Sexting / 08/21/2012 at 11:29am / United States / Intimacy
by desperategurl / 08/21/2012 at 4:39am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/20/2012 at 8:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…