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Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24711) - you deserved it (11248)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39569) - you deserved it (4251)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)



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