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by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
by Joey / 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm / United States (California) / Kids
by haappynewyear / 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/27/2010 at 3:39am / Miscellaneous
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
by lovecrisis247 / 12/19/2010 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 4:03am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by dumbass / 12/14/2010 at 10:00pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
by blahblah / 12/13/2010 at 9:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by crazycora / 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Kids
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…