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HeyHeyFishFillet

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HeyHeyFishFillet

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4384
  • Number of comments : 310
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HeyHeyFishFillet : Yea, I'm weird.

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Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct mah math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and am currently learning how to find the derivative of an inverse of a logarithm. FML

#6377275
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7913) - you deserved it (38589)

On 11/20/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Links (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I celebrated my 18th brthday. Alone. My only brthday wish cummed from the police officerho gave me a ticket. mega FML

#6190643
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29844) - you deserved it (3303)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by bdayloser (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged an whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

#5971935
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40442) - you deserved it (6020)

On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my manager mentiond that she'd hird a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork . The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé an now I have to be with him in an office fir 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday . FML

#5897487
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45659) - you deserved it (2931)

On 10/19/2009 at 3:37pm - love - by Alyssa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

we had a lockdown in our school fir 2 hours cuz a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted mah mom telling her wat was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying ( I'll tape it ). FML

#5605398
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30780) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/02/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by dannyboy1422 (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61911) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, WHEN I ARRIVD AT WORK, I WAS GREETD BY MY GORGEOU CO-WORKER TELLING ME MY RD SHIRT LOOKD AWESOME ON ME . BEFORE I COULD COMPLIMENT HER, SHE ADDD THE COLOR WAS FITTING PERFECTLY WITH MY ACNE.. . I HEARD A COUPLE OF GIGGLE AROUND ME . FML

#4835743
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44611) - you deserved it (3209)

On 08/26/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by 1nfected (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... mah boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later... as I went to sleep... I felt a sharp pain in mah arm. As I flippd on the light... I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now mah entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML

#4438831
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9320) - you deserved it (95371)

On 08/10/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was listening to music looool while grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom , thinking I had both in , startd telling grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say , "She's also a slut." mega FML

#4370126
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53720) - you deserved it (16177)

On 08/07/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Momlovesme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING A SERIOUS SIT WEN TE LIGT BULB BURND OUT. I AM TERRIFID OF TE DARK AND BEGAN WAILING AND CRYING. MY MOM AD TO PICK TE LOCK AND GET ME OUT. I'M A 17 YEAR OLD GUY AND CAPTAIN OF TE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM. MY LITTLE BROTER RECORDD IT AND PLANS ON SOWING EVERYONE. FML

#4350390
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24661) - you deserved it (60358)

On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , my boyfriend came ome from being deployed fir te past 3 monts. As soon as e gets out of te car , e walks rigt past me an goes to ug is dog. FML

#4020380
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43966) - you deserved it (7876)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:25am - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Kansas)

2day my wife gave me back my cameraic se took on vacation to visit er parents wit our 2-year old. I noticed te picture sequence ad big gaps in te numbering. I ran an undelete on te card, and found 80+ pictures of er naked wit anoter guy in er mom's bedroom. FML

#3792104
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93079) - you deserved it (4811)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cummed home to found all of mah belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also mah brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

#3553379
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43807) - you deserved it (3570)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:00pm - money - by BrianP (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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