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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5563
  • Number of comments : 310
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HeyHeyFishFillet : Yea, I'm weird.

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Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41237) - you deserved it (7839)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I co-starred in a production of Hamlet. Halfway through play, the actor playing Hamlet forgot his lines, threw a raging temper tantrum, screaming about how much he hated the play and how he wanted to go home in front of hundreds of audience members. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34792) - you deserved it (3382)

On 03/26/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by Sue (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



I agree, your life sucks (40895) - you deserved it (33073)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54196) - you deserved it (4965)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML


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On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML


I agree, your life sucks (25867) - you deserved it (6744)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52680) - you deserved it (4276) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48573) - you deserved it (3148)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30271) - you deserved it (2967)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (5014)

On 11/15/2010 at 9:02pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML


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On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14726) - you deserved it (38766)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50381) - you deserved it (15713)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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