Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 10/16/2015 at 7:46pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5551
  • Number of comments : 310
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HeyHeyFishFillet : Yea, I'm weird.

HeyHeyFishFillet's page activity

Visits<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 1:11pm<b>straww</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 2:55am<b>cutsiecurliee</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 2:32am<b>TrustStolen</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 9:50am<b>One_Way</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 1:03pm<b>plan_Z</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 4:54pm<b>danimal_crackerz</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 3:59pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 8:54am<b>redstone7693</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:22pm<b>sikanderkhan</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:41pm<b>ssclanker</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:00am<b>Gesula</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 4:14pm<b>bethyc4</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:12am<b>ZelmaSlayer</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 4:37am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 7:12am<b>majestic_banana</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 11:56am<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:54am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 9:04am

Fucked!<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 7:11pm<b>danimal_crackerz</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 10:00pm

HeyHeyFishFillet's FML badges

You sure know how to party?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of HeyHeyFishFillet's badges

HeyHeyFishFillet's favorite FMLs

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9980) - you deserved it (31691) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51725) - you deserved it (6475)

On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23352) - you deserved it (3098)

On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19981) - you deserved it (46007)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22447) - you deserved it (1932)

On 10/01/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Prae - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24852) - you deserved it (13386)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30492) - you deserved it (3165)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (2071)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33424) - you deserved it (6192)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25122) - you deserved it (2645)

On 08/23/2012 at 3:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (5703)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:56pm - animals - by goodbyefriend - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34731) - you deserved it (9161)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9108) - you deserved it (50364)

On 07/31/2012 at 11:53am - love - by TheMissMuffly (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7537) - you deserved it (41723)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16916) - you deserved it (44072)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: