Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Hellsno

Search for a member

Hellsno

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3822
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Hellsno's page activity

Visits<b>ch2358</b> - the 10/14/2009 at 4:31pm<b>sdouaji</b> - the 05/18/2009 at 9:20pm<b>tiger01</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 10:05pm<b>Ripleyboarder</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 5:51pm

Hellsno's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Hellsno's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55975) - you deserved it (2930)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

#3593613
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13168) - you deserved it (104846)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: