Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

HelenKeller1

Online | Search for a member

HelenKeller1

64Fucked!

HelenKeller1HelenKeller1
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8660
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HelenKeller1 : Lindsey, 18, 😘💋 snapchat; meatloaf2012
I work at Red Lobster 💁 I'm a busy person but I try to answer messages, so ask me anything 😊

HelenKeller1's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 7:50am<b>Wane8822</b> - yesterday at 4:33am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 10:32pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:43pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 6:24pm<b>javankipp</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 3:59pm<b>Mons</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:01pm<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:26am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:39am<b>WinterChild</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:28am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:16pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:13am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:34am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:14am<b>spursfan101</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:24pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:07pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:11am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 6:01pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 1:48pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 1:54pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:52pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 8:47am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:26pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:28pm<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 9:03pm<b>johny93</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:15am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:00am<b>DARKDAY07</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 6:06am<b>dbyrne20</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:43am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 10:55am<b>chandler88</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 4:38pm<b>ardenxo</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 6:35am<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 2:11am<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 9:33pm<b>Linemanmike</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:00am<b>WinterChild</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 6:58pm

HelenKeller1's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of HelenKeller1's badges

HelenKeller1's favorite FMLs

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

#21484484
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (2109)

On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, I was walking through school when I noticed an advertisement for school picture retakes. It read, "Bad hair day?" Underneath was my picture. That's my normal hair. FML

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

#21478533
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12092) - you deserved it (41967)

On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML

#21477110
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22748) - you deserved it (2032)

On 10/07/2015 at 9:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

#21477074
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28300) - you deserved it (2395)

On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

#21472860
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23380) - you deserved it (3795)

On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far he's blown half my college fund pimping out his piece of shit car, keeps texting me meme pictures, and keeps yelling "Savage!" and "Recked!" any time my mom makes a joke at anyone's expense. FML

#21471789
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23120) - you deserved it (1567)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:24am - misc - by Colin Jr. (man) - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

#21471177
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27868) - you deserved it (2090)

On 09/21/2015 at 8:24pm - love - by Jgfenix - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

#21467447
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (2175)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm - love - by T___T (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML

#21465748
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29003) - you deserved it (2175)

On 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by annonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

#21459115
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (3773)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10616) - you deserved it (31424)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

#21458879
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22459) - you deserved it (6042)

On 08/21/2015 at 2:22pm - health - by fuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML

#21457386
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (1755)

On 08/17/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by sonice (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML

#21457054
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17939) - you deserved it (39923)

On 08/17/2015 at 4:33am - health - by Anonymous - United States



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: