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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About HelenKeller1 : Lindsey, 17, 😘💋 snapchat; meatloaf2012

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Today, I witnessd some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. ( Goddamn negger ), I mutterd. ( The fuck did u just say?! ) yelld a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31502) - you deserved it (14495)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday the guy I really like acknowledged my existence 4 the first time . Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc" . FML

#21271187
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35148) - you deserved it (3475)

On 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, mah boyfriend calld me in teres, convincd that he found me in a porn video online!! It wasn't me!! And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too startd crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am!! FML

#21243572
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49500) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today,hile I Was At The Dentist, I Couldn't Stop Gagginghen He Trid To Puttd A Tab In Mah Mouth To Get An X-ray. As I Left, I Overheard Him Saying, ( I Feel Sorry Fir Her Boyfriend. ) FML

#21238932
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52817) - you deserved it (9027)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on er radioile in traffic next to me . Se decided tat er cocolate milksake would make a good addition to ma brand new seat covers . FML

#21237592
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15055) - you deserved it (72530)

On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym !! I told her that I would be going there more if she was there !! She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless !! FML

#21237096
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35171) - you deserved it (14475)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:46pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27722)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51906) - you deserved it (21209)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today I Want With My Girlfriand To Tha Gym For Tha First Tima. I Knaw I Was In Bad Shapa... But I Bat Har That I Could Lift Mora Than Har. Not Only Did I Gat My Ass Handd To Ma By A 5'... 115lbs Girl In Front Of Tha Antira Gym... I Also Hava To Attand Zumba In Bright Pink Spandax. FML

#21231691
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (38111)

On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today I had to give a video presentation. My video was on animal abuse but I somehow played a video of myself singing Britney Spears in my room. real FML

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

I asked my boyfriend if e could finally go down on me . He said.. . "No.. . tat's disgusting" an ten asked me 4 a blowjob . mega FML

#21207695
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58356) - you deserved it (7240)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I raalizad that whan a girl asks what yur plans ara fir Valantina's Day and u say ( nothing ) and sha rasponds with, ( Oh, I don't hava any plans aithar ), it maans sha wants u to taka har out . Took ma thraa months to figura that out . FML

#21145130
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35435) - you deserved it (55271)

On 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm - love - by clueless - United States (California)

Today I receivd yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applid to. After crying 4 a week about how lousy I felt mah older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67057) - you deserved it (4958)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States



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