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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29999) - you deserved it (9413)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (2104)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (4090)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30066) - you deserved it (3846)

On 06/22/2015 at 7:35am - work - by Iamsosorry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28606) - you deserved it (3849)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31395) - you deserved it (2244)

On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31637) - you deserved it (2963)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34858) - you deserved it (5191)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36997) - you deserved it (5260)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (11425)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:24am - love - by Forever alone - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45000) - you deserved it (3350)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29254) - you deserved it (7394)

On 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm - love - by fatass - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (32012)

On 04/18/2015 at 10:38am - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20026) - you deserved it (16333)

On 04/08/2015 at 3:36pm - misc - by losing the plot (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

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