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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8656
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HelenKeller1 : Lindsey, 18, 😘💋 snapchat; meatloaf2012
I work at Red Lobster 💁 I'm a busy person but I try to answer messages, so ask me anything 😊

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HelenKeller1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

#21525372
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17072) - you deserved it (5017)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:50am - love - by oblivious idiot -

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

#21525356
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14485) - you deserved it (2781)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:26am - misc - by Rachel - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

#21525225
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (4242)

On 02/11/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by Electro (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML

#21525139
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19268) - you deserved it (2079)

On 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by not satisfied - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8128) - you deserved it (43190)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that people are notified when you list them on Twitter. I've been listing people as "Interesting" and "Stupid". FML

#21524626
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8477) - you deserved it (18000)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm - misc - by Shiet - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18509) - you deserved it (1703)

On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

#21523525
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11919) - you deserved it (24197)

On 02/06/2016 at 10:36pm - work - by FailingMyCourse - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

#21523192
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20609) - you deserved it (2299)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by myusofwe (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

#21523010
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20331) - you deserved it (2686)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20808) - you deserved it (3205)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#21522820
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (1946)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

#21522725
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20732) - you deserved it (1552)

On 02/04/2016 at 10:16am - animals - by uninvited (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard some gossip at school about a weird kid who supposedly jerks off at every house he visits. They were talking about my brother. FML

#21522719
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20915) - you deserved it (1456)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:53am - intimacy - by concernedsis - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

#21522398
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25671) - you deserved it (3647)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)



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