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  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, an in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (1706)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Today my mats class and I ad to sit troug a slidesow of potos of our teacer's cat!! Te cat's name is Mr Cat!! fat FML

#21376941
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48) - you deserved it (15)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to doctor so he could remove a living spider from nasal cavity. big fat FML

#21365080
104 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Yastarday , wila trying to slaap , I aard wat soundad lika somaona braaking into my ousa. I ran downstairs , only to find my cat ad rippad down my blinds an was tanglad up in tam , trasing around ta floor lika a fis. FML

#21363021
54 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today a man approached me an told me he wanted to drink mah dirty bath water. FML

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to putted in her underwear. FML

#21356191
146 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered tat ma male coworker, wo coincidentally sares ma last name, as been telling everyone we're married!! I'm 26; e's 58!! FML

#21354774
54 comments

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On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I discovered mah elderly nieghbour likes to roam around his yard naked an wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in mah kitchen again. FML

#21349488
72 comments

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On 02/04/2015 at 2:44am - misc - by Sprinkles (man) - Australia

TODAY I GOT BACK FROM A TWO-DAY TRIP FOR WHICH I'D LEFT MY HUSBAND AN KIDS AT HOME. THERE'S FRESH VOMIT INSIDE OF MY OVEN AN MY 4 YEAR OLD SON HAS A MULLET. FML

#21347579
82 comments

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On 02/01/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by neverleavingagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Husband Cummed Home, Drunk An With Lipstick Smeared On His Face . When I Confronted Him About It, He Just Slurred, "Ah Don't Worry Babe, It Ain't Mine." FML

#21343515
76 comments

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On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet fir over an hour. fat FML

#21341346
98 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I was playing Charades. My boyfriend,ho I'd recently had a fight with , had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed , broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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70 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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