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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1670
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About HeartYou101 : I'm a current Pharmaceutical Science and former Interior Design student from Ireland.
To answer some people's (mainly Americans) questions that I've been asked previously: #1: No, I do not know Bono personally. #2: That's nice that your mammy's aunt's husband's goldfish's cousin's tyrannosaurus rex's niece is from here...That still doesn't make YOU Irish though... #3: Lol, don't flatter yourself - I was only on your profile to secretly judge you because you said something funny/annoying/stupid/offensive/nice on an FML...(And because your cat/dog is cute, if feasible).
Yeah, follow and hit me up on Twitter @KarmaAndEffect_ and/or Instagram: @shayshay__94 . You may also ask for my SnapChat if you so wish.
My boyfriend likes eating tuna and looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt during the '(500) Days of Summer' era...I do not complain.
So, that's me, in a nutshell - Drop me a line!
Vegans, reptiles, conspiracy theorists, Jesus lovers, horn dogs and people who dislike giraffes need not apply

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Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39157) - you deserved it (3344)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29379) - you deserved it (3045)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

#21283795
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36006) - you deserved it (4433)

On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

#21283230
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31761) - you deserved it (4152)

On 10/22/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by CJune24 (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32363) - you deserved it (3383)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

#21281851
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32503) - you deserved it (2390)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36445) - you deserved it (4785)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

#21280619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28996) - you deserved it (11820)

On 10/18/2014 at 7:05pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34465) - you deserved it (12325)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

#21275111
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35733) - you deserved it (21612)

On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

#21275026
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34058) - you deserved it (3264)

On 10/10/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by JulietMarie - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

#21271220
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35698) - you deserved it (3042)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and head butted me. Now there is just an awkward silence. FML

#21270556
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (3878)

On 10/04/2014 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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