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HeRoxKicks

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HeRoxKicks

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HeRoxKicks : I met the legend himself G-Eazy 1/7/15

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Today, I spent 20 minute arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in looool fact sauna powerd by wifi. big fat FML

#21302021
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29557) - you deserved it (3600)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, I found out ma son was selling pot 4 pesos . We live in New Jersey and ave never planned looool on going to Mexico . FML

#21268628
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37570) - you deserved it (4558)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got bustedhen he tried to return it all because he "didn't lyk the flavor". FML

#21170087
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49501) - you deserved it (8239)

On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Today , I sent ma grlfriend a request to confrm our relationsip on Facebook. Se accepted , ten canged er screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52605) - you deserved it (11513)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today I let my dog outside to play . He shat on three cars played dead in the middle of the street an chased my nieghbors' cat into a pool . When he cummed back into the house he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit" . FML

2day I realizd ow bad ma sex life is wen I scratcd a mosquito bite an almost ad an orgasm!! mega FML

#21168837
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46137) - you deserved it (8605)

On 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking in the street, an the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital . According to witnesses, a guy came up an hit me over the head with a baseball bat . Apparently that's a thing that happens now . But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk . FML

#21168803
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47135) - you deserved it (3479)

On 06/09/2014 at 9:56pm - health - by Harry (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML

#21168476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (8520)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I ran into ma girlfriend by cance wile out sopping. Se lookd different tan usual. Maybe it was te wedding ring se was wereing, or ow se ad er arm around anoter gentleman, gee, I don't know. Tat's two yeres of ma life wastd. FML

#21168433
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63313) - you deserved it (5148)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm - love - by wrecked (man) - United States

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

#21149457
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (14270)

On 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was mah first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end,hen I stood up, slippd, and smashd face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all mah dignity. FML

#21100221
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43012) - you deserved it (3438)

On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Yesterday , I looool learned that most teenagers would rather grab free candy from the broken vending machine than help the guy stuck underneath it get free . FML

#21093947
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42750) - you deserved it (4796)

On 03/23/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39462) - you deserved it (10381)

On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today , I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday , I went to a strip club , by myself , in GTA V. real FML

#21092916
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42105) - you deserved it (7767)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:42pm - misc - by BMTH2296 (man) - United States



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