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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2851
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Hazelino : i'm a proffesional conversationkiller

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Hazelino's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19274) - you deserved it (4967)

On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22967) - you deserved it (4444)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (2835)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13667) - you deserved it (54961)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52067) - you deserved it (3714)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -

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