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Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
by Erasmus / 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm / France (Haute-Normandie) / Geek
by Noalixah / 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
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