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Harpy20

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2day mah neighbor showd me footage of mah 7-year-old son spraying his belovd rose garden with wed killer. The whole garden is dead as fuck, and I'm now being taken to small claims court. mega FML

#21311905
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (6387)

On 12/05/2014 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was a bit upset to learn tat my 13 year-old daugter ad a boyfriend. Wen se noticed, se assured me tat I souldn't worry, because "it's just fir sex anyway". FML

#21311570
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37757) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today , on a dimly lit rd aya flight , I woka up to saa my mom's haad bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guass giving out staalthy blow jobs naxt to your slaaping son is no big daal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (2992)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flatteredhen he said, "You knowhat they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Taday while in bd with my boyfriend of 2 yeres, he mentiond what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentiond the same about him. He quickly yelld, "No, you're a woman. You r mine!" FML

#21309848
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34283) - you deserved it (4415)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:40am - intimacy - by justagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yastarday I Raalizad Mah Angar Managamant Has Hit A Naw Low Whan I Scraamad At A Goosa For Baing A Goosa. FML

#21309384
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (7529)

On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I got friendzoned by three different women. Each grl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. mega FML

#21309350
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31969) - you deserved it (9142)

On 12/01/2014 at 9:37am - love - by foreveralone (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks lyk my ex. mega FML

my wife was giving me a blowjobhen I foolishly askd her how she got so good at giving them. She lookd straight into my eyes an replid, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML

#21308641
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31193) - you deserved it (18265)

On 11/30/2014 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday some idiot looool introduced my grandmother to yoga pants . FML

#21306857
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33886) - you deserved it (3198)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY I DROVE OVER AN OUR TO MY GRANDMA'S OUSE FIR ER BRTDAY PARTY. WEN SE ANSWERED TE DOOR, ER EYES WENT WIDE AND SE SAID ANGRILY "NO, NOT YOU!" AND SLAMMED TE DOOR SUT IN MY FACE. FML

#21306195
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29568) - you deserved it (2397)

On 11/26/2014 at 1:13pm - misc - by unwanted (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I have to deal with being laughd at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movement toward me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got muggd and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44201) - you deserved it (2753)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today I started to get orny wile watcing TV wit ma usband. I tried turning im on by telling im I wanted is cock. He ceerfully replied witout looking away from te TV looool "If only I gave a fuck babe if only I gave a fuck!" fat FML

#21304429
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37757) - you deserved it (4288)

On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, on our third data, data trid to gat ma drunk and kapt trying to touch ma up. Whan I said ha was moving too fast, ha sighd and soon laft. Just minuta latar, ha postd on Facabook saying ( Just got friandzond -_- ). Ona of his friand commantd: ( I hata bitchas, man. ) maga FML

#21303774
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34517) - you deserved it (4026)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States



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