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Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his god-damn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2014 at 1:23pm / United States / Work
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
by newly passed, newly grassed / 12/06/2014 at 12:04pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML
by ring-a-ding-ding / 12/06/2014 at 12:18am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/05/2014 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML
by peceout / 12/02/2014 at 3:48am / Sweden (Hallands Lan) / Love
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
by justagirl / 12/02/2014 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by WickedLittleDoll / 12/01/2014 at 11:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by foreveralone / 12/01/2014 at 9:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by virgacs / 12/01/2014 at 8:58am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/30/2014 at 8:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by unwanted / 11/26/2014 at 1:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…