About Harle : Mellissa.
About Harle : Mellissa.
Harle's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Harle's favorite FMLs
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by iwassoclose / 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by ohgodwhy / 04/06/2013 at 10:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/03/2013 at 8:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Bigfatfailure / 03/28/2013 at 6:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Paperboy / 03/28/2013 at 5:57am / Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego) / Work
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
by hellostupid / 03/28/2013 at 4:19am / United States / Animals
by couch_potato / 03/28/2013 at 3:53am / Intimacy
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
by Hahamaster333 / 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
Today, I had to present a project for my science class. I began explaining my project; looking at all the bored people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness then caused me to laugh hysterically, causing my classmates to laugh. My teacher felt sorry for me and told me to sit down. FML
by esbemebe1113 / 03/27/2013 at 5:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by soontobesingle / 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love
by inconnue / 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
by orely44 / 03/08/2013 at 9:13am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Animals
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…