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by hoolagirl4422 / 09/20/2013 at 7:23am / Hong Kong / Love
by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Dingbat / 06/13/2013 at 7:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by random / 06/08/2013 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Health
by confusedcatlover / 04/06/2013 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 8:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my third night of finally living on my own in a house. I can't count the number of times I have run to my knife and pepper spray after hearing "suspicious" sounds. Maybe I'm not ready to be an adult after all. FML
by nearly20yetasfearfulasatoddlerhavingnightmares / 03/19/2013 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by amberrenee91 / 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
by ghgfd / 03/06/2013 at 9:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Chouse / 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/19/2012 at 1:30am / United States / Kids
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2012 at 4:21am / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…