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Hannah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 97720
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Hannah : Hi, my name is Hannah and I'm a 20 year old university student in British Columbia, Canada.

Hannah's page activity

Visits<b>kara701</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 12:18am<b>IRule182</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:33pm<b>Dide9872</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:11pm<b>dno79</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:57am<b>iJustWantVote</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:12pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:50pm<b>arrouz</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 10:12am<b>mondesno</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 6:56am<b>ParadoxOfNames</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 8:04am<b>NoBothersForMe</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 12:32am<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 11:04pm<b>raven_yeany</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 7:14am<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 7:12am<b>mcduckens</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 7:25pm<b>sa5v</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 1:15pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 7:00am<b>freeport_aidan</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 6:41pm<b>KuzzBuzz3</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 9:36am

Fucked!<b>delfino1604</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 4:50am<b>NoBothersForMe</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:32am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 10:25pm

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Hannah's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

#89031
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50632) - you deserved it (6100)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78501) - you deserved it (4887)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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