About Hand_Balloon : I'm a lonely latex glove... I was supposed to go out to a surgeon, but his son blew me up into a balloon, and... Well... Here I am... FML
Hand_Balloon's FML badges
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Hand_Balloon's favorite FMLs
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- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him,… Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our… Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with…