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Hand_Balloon
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Hand_Balloon : I'm a lonely latex glove... I was supposed to go out to a surgeon, but his son blew me up into a balloon, and... Well... Here I am... FML

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

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