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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4454
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hamo : Hiiiiiii

If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about.

I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors.

I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me

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Today , I snuck out to go see my grlfriend. When I got to her house , I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passd a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later , the same woman passd us , on my bike.

#20064141
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19942) - you deserved it (9781)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by crabmunch15 - United States (California)

Yesterday Fater Bet Me $200 Tat Since Boyfriend Is "suc A Stupid Sit," E Wouldn't Be Able To Locate Paraguay On A Map!! I Gladly Acceptd Te Bet!! Not Only Did E Not Know Were It Is, E Actually Accusd Us Of Making Te Country Up!! FML

#20063309
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20199) - you deserved it (12406)

On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

Today, mah ex-girlfriend sent me an email . I was excited that she wanted to make amend 4 cheating on me before I dumped her . No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, an the caption, "What u wish u still had" . FML

#20063251
203 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by max5 (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I told my husband that I'm tred of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

#20062989
94 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as dad when I overheard mom moan his name in bed. FML

#20062873
133 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as dad when I overheard mom moan his name in bed. FML

#20062873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40157) - you deserved it (2179)

On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which looool soda in the fridge was mine. real FML

#20062839
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21955) - you deserved it (1722)

On 09/08/2012 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts an flip-flops. No one stoppd to help, but several people politely honkd as if to remind me of mah misfortune. mega FML

#20062636
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19167) - you deserved it (3050)

On 09/08/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by wonder woman (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday mah grandpa was visiting. My neighbor started blasting out rap music as they've done nearly 24/7 fir months telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over an screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 an still more intimidating than me. FML

#20062193
138 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night has attracted a horde of actual crickets into mah bedroom. FML

#20062154
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13033) - you deserved it (24756)

On 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Gurl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today I recieved the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fred from last week!! FML

#20059608
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21407) - you deserved it (1475)

On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wifa mada up ar own tama song fir wan sa paas in ta looool sowar. FML

#20056463
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20150) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah grlfriend an I were having sex. Right as she orgasmd, she screamd out Megatron's name. When I later confrontd her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him an wantd to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic 4 a year an half now. FML

#20056354
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19026) - you deserved it (24448)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah clumsines has reached such legendary proportion in mah family, thathen I visited mah grandparents, I found they'd put sticker all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML

#20052788
88 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck yuo (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

TODAY, MY DOG, WHO HAS BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED TO GO FIR HELP WHEN I'M HAVING A SEIZURE, WENT TO ALERT MY PARENTS DOWNSTARS THAT I WAS HAVING AN EMERGENCY. THE ( EMERGENCY ) WAS ME MASTURBATING. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (10626)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)



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