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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4455
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hamo : Hiiiiiii

If you're reading this then you probably have died have cuteness from my pic or I posted a comment people care about.

I'm Hammad and the girl in the pic is one of my nieces. I love sports and follow everything from the NFL to Golf. Jane is my girlfriend and we've been dating for more than six months. She deals with my eccentric behaviors.

I'm just gonna comment on fmls and see where that gets me

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Today, Ma Doctor Informed Me Tat Te Pea-sized Bump Under Ma Arm Is A "tird Breast" . Tat Isat I Meant Every Time I Said I Wanted More Tits . FML

#20072637
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22268) - you deserved it (2214)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:07am - health - by Leashaness (woman) - United States

Today... my boyfriend calld out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmd. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25048) - you deserved it (2561)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the sound of mah neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

#20072449
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26712) - you deserved it (2398)

On 09/15/2012 at 1:35am - intimacy - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day I learned that u can be so sleep deprived that u sleep through yur alarm a construction crew outside yur house and yur bladder completely voiding itself. FML

#20071794
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21743) - you deserved it (2412)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running cuz I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. mega FML

#20071482
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15680) - you deserved it (26036)

On 09/14/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , it's been a week since I've been in ospital. No one as been to visit me. Te nurses ave nicknamed me ( Te Lonely One. ) mega FML

#20071345
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27317) - you deserved it (1632)

On 09/14/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by lonely one - United States

Today... I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1... which tends to put potential dates off... so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off mah description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. big fat FML

#20071299
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19720) - you deserved it (12469)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:26am - love - by TallGal (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Walked In On Mah Mother Rubbing One Out. For The Thrd Time. I Then Had To Explain To Her, Also 4 The Thrd Time,hy Pleasuring Herself In The Living Room Is Inappropriate. FML

#20071176
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37683) - you deserved it (2330)

On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

yesterday after having a long talk with mah mother about gays, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, bieng gay myself. Seconds later, she said, ( But not 4 you. I want u to find me a nice grl that can give me lots of grand kids. ) FML

#20070762
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (4778)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by EvilMother (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in the middle ofhat had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in mah life, mah grlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of mah cock!! FML

#20070700
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31929) - you deserved it (7630)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today... my boyfriend told me to text im wen I got ome to let im know I'd made it ome safe. He said if I didn't... e'd assume tat aliens ad abductd me and tat e'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML

#20070673
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18379) - you deserved it (3225)

On 09/13/2012 at 7:38pm - love - by TaffyMichele (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Had Just Bought A New $60 Basketball An Decidd To Go Try It Out . Five Minute Into Playing, The Ball Decidd To Roll Into The Hands Of A Little Grl, Who Then Said, "Mine" . I Thought It Was Cute, Until She Skippd Over To Her Parent's Car An They Drove Off . FML

#20068584
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28831) - you deserved it (4814)

On 09/12/2012 at 4:52am - kids - by Bitchjackedmyball - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I lerened that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Liea. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25481) - you deserved it (3820)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46500) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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