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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About HaloNeedsUnicorn : A teenager with a life that's getting better each day I live.
6th April 2012
Xbox girl - halo, FIFA and black ops

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Today, my wife packed my lunc . Inside of my luncbox was a poto of er eating my sandwices . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35578) - you deserved it (6795)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while talking to one of mah parents friends, we discoverd that the house he grew up in is the same house mah boyfriend now lives in. When he recalld that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, ( Oh mah gosh, I lost mah virginity there! ) mega FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! I found out that mah favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex an delaying an orgasm!! FML

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada



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