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Haileyed

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Haileyed

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  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>robsmit98</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 2:14pm<b>morellio19</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 12:22pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 10:45pm<b>davered89</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 9:45am<b>rdnkchevy</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 11:05pm<b>watermelon15</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 3:54pm<b>thee_most_dope</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 11:10am<b>RA91</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 6:16am<b>bigjake</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 11:48pm<b>rpsrascal</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 11:32pm<b>Loomunati</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 4:52pm<b>Bree06</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 8:10am<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 7:04pm<b>dnykd254</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 8:10am<b>mixedone223</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 3:17pm<b>HmmmmmmmNo</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 12:33pm<b>andy345</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 1:11am<b>tylerandrew</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 2:22pm

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Haileyed's favorite FMLs

Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28693) - you deserved it (4678)

On 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm - health - by gspotter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML



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