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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leand over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walkd away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27340) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33494) - you deserved it (3582)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I was walking to tha bus stop whan somaona slappad an innocant parson in tha faca with a fish. I was that innocant parson. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (3500)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

2day while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me!! I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up!! Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex!! FML

#18807759
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39867) - you deserved it (3085)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching TV with mah boyfriend, when a World looool of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me an said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over u any day." FML

#18798244
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23545) - you deserved it (3911)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with ( parental supervision ). Oh... an I have to record visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend dumpd me cuz I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
535 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

#18729935
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12136) - you deserved it (55814)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

my mothar thought it would ba a good idaa to tall ma that I was concaivad on an arplana toilat. FML

#18728247
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31486) - you deserved it (2747)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today I was on Skype wit te guy I like. After a wile of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to im an started picking nose. He ended te call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14558) - you deserved it (51873)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

today I recievd a ticket 4 having my headlights looool on . The cop who pulld me over had a broken headlight . FML

#18715182
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (4488)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)



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