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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About HaKai13 : I'm not like most boys. I'm very chivalrous, nice, and well mannered although I am random at times, I try to make everyone laugh! I'm a very well educated individual. I love video games (don't we all?!?!), Anime, and anything Japanese. I'm an enlisted member in the United States Navy, Hooyah. Message me!!!! I'd love to chat :P DON'T BE SHY!!!!!

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Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML


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