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HSDramaQueen

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HSDramaQueen

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About HSDramaQueen : Live for now and don't get too caught up with things that don't matter!

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I discoverd mah 10 month old is terrifid of mah laugh. Every time I start to laugh, she screams in terror. It's getting depressing. FML

#20917208
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45832) - you deserved it (4066)

On 10/12/2013 at 1:40am - kids - by easily amused (woman) - United States

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51315) - you deserved it (11129)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere... a car slowd down in the street... an a passenger screamd ( HAPPY 4TH OF JULY... MOTHERFUCKER... ) before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

#20763905
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46256) - you deserved it (4020)

On 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm - health - by Your ass... Grab it... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... My Little Sister Was Scared To Sleep Alone... So My Parents Made Her Sleep In Bed With Me. I Barely Slept... Due To The Utter Terror Of Waking Up To Her Chanting Into My Ear In A Low Whisper... "This Is Where U Die... This Is Where U Die..." FML

#20709788
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50947) - you deserved it (3477)

On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

Today, my roommate decided to splas out on a prostitute!! Wen my expensive watc an te contents of my wallet turned up missing in te aftermat, is only comment was, ( Sit appens, bro!! ) FML

#20682049
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44290) - you deserved it (4000)

On 05/23/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by eric4 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions . She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around . FML

#20572868
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44812) - you deserved it (5370)

On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I startd at mah new job . The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introducd herself with.. . "I know what your name is . I know what you're planning.. . an I've been sent to destroy you." FML

#20512419
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30918) - you deserved it (3416)

On 02/18/2013 at 5:15pm - work - by ari (woman) - United States

TODAY, AFTER A WEEK OF INTENSE FIGHTING, MAH GIRLFRIEND OF 4 YERES AN I HUNG OUT . SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME, AN I POINTED OUT THAT LAST WEEK SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO DUMP ME . WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, SHE REPLIED, ( ONLY TO SCARE U INTO SUBMISSION . ) FML

#20454746
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31381) - you deserved it (8060)

On 01/12/2013 at 1:32am - love - by thanksbabe - United States

Today , my neighbor went on vacation , leaving me in charge of his cat an dog. For some reason , he calls his dog "Cat" an his cat "Dog". There r two pet food containers , one labeled "Cat" an the other labeled "Dog". I have no ideahich one goes tohich animal. real FML

#20437796
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in mah armpit an a sprained ankle both on mah right side, resulting in looool me limping an keeping mah arm awkwardly plastered to mah side !! My fiancé keeps walking like me an calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something !! mega FML

#20406767
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30583) - you deserved it (3700)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

#20403784
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37574) - you deserved it (3563)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (40764)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (3436)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today , I recieved a ( get well soon ) card in the mail , which I found just a little odd , since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later , I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (2117)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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