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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5212
  • Number of comments : 440
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HKCgrimmjow : 6 cups of coffee a day
Maybe one meal a day
Workout every day
Go to school 4 days a week
Go to work 5 days a week
Weekends? What weekends? If only I could remember them.
This ain't love, it's desperation

I'm a psychology major with a busy life, dealing with my own problems my own way.

Obsessive, not so much compulsive, have a problem with money, I see lots of it and then all of a sudden it's gone! Where did it go? Well usually somewhere on weekends. If there's anyone who funds the bars in this town it's probably me!
You ask me if I deal with my problems by drinking, I say no, I probably do.
Do I care? Most likely not.
Do I care what you think? I'll say yes but I mean no.

Do I care about people? I say no but I have yet to test this, so for now I can't be sure.
Am I a jackass? No. Am I an asshole? That's a matter of opinion I guess, come form your own opinion!

I have no concept of value, money holds no value to me, but I do like my toys, and always will!

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Today , I was screamd at an told that I was denying someone's ( second amendment ) by not letting him through with a gun . I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada . This is not the first time , an it probably won't be the last . FML

#20586134
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40212) - you deserved it (4870)

On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

TODAY, I WANT 4 A RUN, AND MAH OWN DOG ATTACKAD MA. RAAL FML

#20585643
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38309) - you deserved it (9210)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm - animals - by anyonmus - United States (Maryland)

Taday I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library 4 most of the night so that mah roommate and his friend would believe that I have a social life. FML

#20585552
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34709) - you deserved it (18296)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by InNeedOfFriends (woman) - United States

Today, I was on te toilet,en I noticed looool I could see my daugter dancing in te oter room in te mrror, so I took a picture wit my pone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out tat I was visible in te picture, sitting on te toilet and smiling. fat FML

#20566415
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15162) - you deserved it (56570)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)

Today, there was a new girl in one of mah classes. We both correctd a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leand back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgustd look and told me she was Jewish. FML

#20553379
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (19456)

On 03/21/2013 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walkad into work, a day aftar losing ma sit wit our systams admin, dua to ar taking agas to anabla ma naw amail account. I was soon bitcad out, warnad, and suspandad ovar savaral lawd amails aving baan sant ovarnigt from ma account to various famala co-workars. FML

#20544551
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15315) - you deserved it (29750)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:35am - work - by benoit (man) - France

yesterday mah coach held a BBQ fir thehole team. He told us to eat up , because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner , we had to do team relays. FML

#20531130
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34129) - you deserved it (4349)

On 03/04/2013 at 5:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walkd into what I thought would ba a surprisa brthday party. It wasn't. It was my parants staging an intarvantion ovar my cat obsassion. FML

#20530955
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16028) - you deserved it (26377)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster . He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged . Turns out I'd left mah wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it . mega FML

#20528351
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19889) - you deserved it (41540)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING MAH DOG FIR A WALK AN FORGOT A BAG TO PICK UP HIS POOP, SINCE IT'S ILLEGAL TO NOT PICK IT UP IN MAH TOWN. RIGHT AS MAH DOG STARTED TO TAKE A DUMP, A COP CAR DROVE BY AN CONTINUED TO WATCH ME AS I WAS FORCED TO PICK UP THE POOP WITH MAH BARE HANDS. FML

#20527973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45966) - you deserved it (21021)

On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today , a German guy came into the place where I work. Eager to use the German that I'd learnd from immigrant mother and her family , I startd a conversation. Things were going well until the term I grew up thinking meant "Africa" turnd out to be racist , translating as "Ape Land."

#20523889
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (3761)

On 02/26/2013 at 11:50pm - misc - by Jan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip!! There was a shift in geres and the metal in the seat began to vibrate!! My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing!! It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm!! FML

#20523671
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44830) - you deserved it (5624)

On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, girlfriend broke up with me cuz she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange . This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months . mega FML

#20521313
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (3196)

On 02/25/2013 at 3:33am - love - by vat (man) - Hong Kong



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