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  • Number of visits : 5938
  • Number of comments : 440
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HKCgrimmjow : 6 cups of coffee a day
Maybe one meal a day
Workout every day
Go to school 4 days a week
Go to work 5 days a week
Weekends? What weekends? If only I could remember them.
This ain't love, it's desperation

I'm a psychology major with a busy life, dealing with my own problems my own way.

Obsessive, not so much compulsive, have a problem with money, I see lots of it and then all of a sudden it's gone! Where did it go? Well usually somewhere on weekends. If there's anyone who funds the bars in this town it's probably me!
You ask me if I deal with my problems by drinking, I say no, I probably do.
Do I care? Most likely not.
Do I care what you think? I'll say yes but I mean no.

Do I care about people? I say no but I have yet to test this, so for now I can't be sure.
Am I a jackass? No. Am I an asshole? That's a matter of opinion I guess, come form your own opinion!

I have no concept of value, money holds no value to me, but I do like my toys, and always will!

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Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54096) - you deserved it (2970)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML


I agree, your life sucks (39436) - you deserved it (3527)

On 11/19/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML


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On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML


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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML


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On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML


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On 07/18/2013 at 2:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML


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On 07/16/2013 at 12:06pm - love - by ronnieG (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML


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On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML


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On 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, while waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said and done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, "You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment." And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML


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On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45304) - you deserved it (6867)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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