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HJKM

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HJKM

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4066
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About HJKM : Shy, animal and music lover. Obsessed with Harry Potter, Dr Who and House MD. My username is the initials of my 2 fav Degrassi characters Holly J and Katie Matlin. Pix is of Katie Matlin.

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HJKM's favorite FMLs

TADAY I'M 8 MONTS PRAGNANT AND STILL WAITRASSING AT A LOCAL RASTAURANT. TARA WARA ONLY 3 OF US SARVING TODAY AND TINGS WARA ACTIC. ONA GUY BITCAD MA OUT, SAYING "MAYBA IF YOU LOST SOMA WAIGT YOU'D WALK A LITTLA FASTAR!" CUZ I WASN'T FAST ANOUG WIT IS SOUP. FML

#21359797
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35155) - you deserved it (2396)

On 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm - work - by blahblah1993 - United States (Texas)

Today, my drinking problem became apparenthen my daughter asked 4 a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. mega FML

#21357563
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14945) - you deserved it (34130)

On 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

#21357102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40713) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, AS A REWARD 4 FINISHING ALL WORK IN MATHS, I WAS TOLD I COULD LEAVE EARLY. APPARENTLY, LATER ON, THE CLASS HAD A RANDOM ATTENDANCE INSPECTION. I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL I RECEIVD A DETENTION 4 NOT BEING PRESENT AT THAT CLASS. MY TEACHER HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME. FML

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, calld my parents, and askd them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (35615)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse,hile walking past he said , "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34668) - you deserved it (3120)

On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbithen I was 6 yeres old!! He'd told me it ran away!! I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead 4 5 yeres!! FML

#21353772
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32705) - you deserved it (2328)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm - animals - by jackskellington - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute there jumps correctly. Me? I skatd a flawless program. I was placd last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. fat FML

#21351174
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38506) - you deserved it (2543)

On 02/06/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by depressedskatergirl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend an I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21349595
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35294) - you deserved it (4166)

On 02/04/2015 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Grrrreat (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When looool I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29337) - you deserved it (3332)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I Callad A Suicida Pravantion Otlina. Ta Guyo Pickad Up Soundad Drunk, Told Ma To Fuck Off, An Ung Up. FML

#21342247
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (3341)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out 4 bieng pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut an saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 an just very short.

#21341527
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (2221)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Babysat An 11 Year Old Kid While His Parents Ate Out. As Soon As They Left, The Kid Asked Me If I Wanted To Be On The Sex Offender's List. Before I Could Even Process That, He Told Me To Stay Out Of His Way An He Wouldn't Accuse Me Of Anything. FML

#21341483
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36446) - you deserved it (2362)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over an do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, an I should have refused to comply. I didn't know there even allowed do that. FML

#21340454
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35688) - you deserved it (5022)

On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. real FML

#21334747
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32076) - you deserved it (2354)

On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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