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GwennaRose

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GwennaRose

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1666
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GwennaRose : I'm a dance teacher as well as an A/V Technician/Rigger.

I don't really post much but I love reading all of you guys' comments!

I'm up for chatting so hit me up with a message sometime ^.^

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Visits<b>ml_augustus</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:14pm<b>pizza12</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 11:15am<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 2:59am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 11:09pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 9:12pm<b>AsharKhan</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:57pm<b>euphoricness</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 11:57pm<b>rylaii</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:40pm<b>EnigMind</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:41am<b>xfireds</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:01pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:17am<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:51am<b>Monstervenom</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:42pm<b>tyza</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 2:27pm<b>Jesster22</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:23pm<b>SteadyHeady</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 10:35pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:31pm<b>theadamz117</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:02am

Fucked!<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:59am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:13am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:31am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:42am

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GwennaRose's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50803) - you deserved it (10892)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

#20523671
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44957) - you deserved it (5628)

On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39424) - you deserved it (10398)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

#20515001
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32650) - you deserved it (2432)

On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39349) - you deserved it (3738)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

#18963404
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33947) - you deserved it (2758)

On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27936) - you deserved it (6424)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#18592385
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29817) - you deserved it (4490)

On 12/23/2011 at 8:32pm - love - by FML (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12037) - you deserved it (56613)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

#17527227
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32914) - you deserved it (2366)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:20am - love - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML

#7669897
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18516) - you deserved it (4568)

On 01/29/2010 at 9:14am - intimacy - by rejected (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've been seeing. Apparently he doesn't believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn't realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said "I love you. I want you to have my child." It had been our second date. FML

#4408300
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66306) - you deserved it (35349)

On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)



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