GwennaRose

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/06/2016 at 3:41am)

GwennaRose

14Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 April 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2425
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GwennaRose : I'm a dance teacher as well as an A/V Technician/Rigger.

I don't really post much but I love reading all of you guys' comments!

I'm up for chatting so hit me up with a message sometime ^.^

GwennaRose's page activity

Visits<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 3:55pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 5:53am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 5:05pm<b>yungblkrich</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 12:34am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 9:42am<b>rgetting</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:11pm<b>dtut</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 6:03am<b>lunar999</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:57am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:31pm<b>catsbeforeyou</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 1:56pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:19am<b>austinsixx1994</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:30pm<b>thomas5915</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 6:18pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 1:08am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:19pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:16am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:48am

Fucked!<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:30am<b>thomas5915</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:19am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:48am<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:55am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:22pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:25pm<b>fatman1970</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:15am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:10am<b>robbyq</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:13pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:59am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:13am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:31am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:42am

GwennaRose's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of GwennaRose's badges

GwennaRose's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

by meganmagee / 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

by interphaseprophasemetaphase / 09/04/2013 at 7:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

by fml / 09/03/2013 at 2:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

by aly55a_mariie / 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML

by no that does not help / 08/20/2013 at 9:41am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML

by DrtySnchez / 08/18/2013 at 5:37am / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm / Thailand (Nonthaburi) / Geek

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read: "My mom's a total pedo." and after she mentioned the talk, her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2013 at 5:05pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

by hipster glasses / 08/16/2013 at 7:08am / United States / Work

Today, during an otherwise promising job interview, I was asked how much I thought was too much for a "good hit of blow". I must have stayed speechless for too long, because the guy's next words were, "Yeah, you're not cut out for this." I'm shocked and baffled too. FML

by Anonymous / 08/07/2013 at 6:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

by Blood on my hands / 08/07/2013 at 1:40am / United States / Animals

Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML

by Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard / 08/06/2013 at 5:55pm / United States / Love

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I attempted some bondage for the first time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being put on, I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; my girlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML

by vanillaforme / 07/27/2013 at 7:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be." She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door. FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals