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GwennaRose

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GwennaRose

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1987
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GwennaRose : I'm a dance teacher as well as an A/V Technician/Rigger.

I don't really post much but I love reading all of you guys' comments!

I'm up for chatting so hit me up with a message sometime ^.^

GwennaRose's page activity

Visits<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:19pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:16am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:48am<b>drayyy</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:15am<b>M3DO</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 2:27am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 11:39am<b>_just_joshin_ya</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 8:33pm<b>doemetoch</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 4:51am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 10:32pm<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 7:38pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 10:02pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:00am<b>lilferrit</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 9:43pm<b>andv888</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:07pm<b>theblues14</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:34pm<b>nreed32</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:19pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:55pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:22pm

Fucked!<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:48am<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:55am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:22pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:25pm<b>fatman1970</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:15am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:10am<b>robbyq</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:13pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:59am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:13am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:31am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:42am

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GwennaRose's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48848) - you deserved it (8992)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

#20867249
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35961) - you deserved it (11367)

On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53431) - you deserved it (11637)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

#20846451
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56708) - you deserved it (6345)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML

#20846128
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41845) - you deserved it (7549)

On 08/20/2013 at 9:41am - health - by no that does not help (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML

#20842823
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56154) - you deserved it (3423)

On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

#20841839
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25758) - you deserved it (39053)

On 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Thailand (Nonthaburi)

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read: "My mom's a total pedo." and after she mentioned the talk, her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML

#20840603
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55106) - you deserved it (6067)

On 08/16/2013 at 5:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

#20840053
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45889) - you deserved it (3573)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, during an otherwise promising job interview, I was asked how much I thought was too much for a "good hit of blow". I must have stayed speechless for too long, because the guy's next words were, "Yeah, you're not cut out for this." I'm shocked and baffled too. FML

#20825212
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42321) - you deserved it (4125)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

#20824961
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51610) - you deserved it (24931)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML

#20824199
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54344) - you deserved it (4726)

On 08/06/2013 at 5:55pm - love - by Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard (woman) - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

#20814697
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62465) - you deserved it (11407)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I attempted some bondage for the first time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being put on, I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; my girlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML

#20806809
118 comments

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be." She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door. FML

#20784969
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53760) - you deserved it (4689)

On 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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