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GwennaRose

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 April 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2628
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GwennaRose : I'm a dance teacher as well as an A/V Technician/Rigger.

I don't really post much but I love reading all of you guys' comments!

I'm up for chatting so hit me up with a message sometime ^.^

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Visits<b>Generalleroy</b> - the 12/06/2016 at 12:43am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 7:33pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 10:32am<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 3:55pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 5:53am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 5:05pm<b>yungblkrich</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 12:34am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 9:42am<b>rgetting</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:11pm<b>dtut</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 6:03am<b>lunar999</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:57am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:31pm<b>catsbeforeyou</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 1:56pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:19am<b>austinsixx1994</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:30pm<b>thomas5915</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 6:18pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 1:08am

Fucked!<b>Generalleroy</b> - the 12/06/2016 at 6:43am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 12/01/2016 at 1:33am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 4:33pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:30am<b>thomas5915</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:19am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:48am<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:55am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:22pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:25pm<b>fatman1970</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:15am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:10am<b>robbyq</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:13pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:59am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:13am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:31am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:42am

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GwennaRose's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

by sirphilmckraken / 08/08/2014 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

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Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML

by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia / Health

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

by Anonymous / 05/20/2014 at 12:31pm / Singapore / Intimacy

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML

by all by myself / 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

by MonsieurH / 04/03/2014 at 3:44am / France (Bretagne) / Animals

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

by Anonymous / 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

by Anonymous / 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

by Kayak / 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

by Jizzyface / 12/29/2013 at 7:36am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

by Anonomous / 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm / United States (Vermont) / Animals

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

by beemove / 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm / United States (Washington) / Health