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TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDD IT WOULD BE HOT TO GET IT ON IN THE GYM STORAGE ROOM AT SCHOOL. APPARENTLY SO DID MY CHEMISTRY AND DRAMA TEACHERS. MEGA FML

#5131831
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25170) - you deserved it (6518)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a customar cummad in who only spoka Spanish. I spaak Spanish rathar wall so I halpad tha customar. Sha andad up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got writtan up bacausa not spaaking English apparantly "has tha potantial ba offansiva to othar customars if thay ara not abla to undarstand you". FML

#5033562
175 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I was going to work an got in the elevator. I was going through bag for phone an asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms.

#4995727
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On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

Today, mah college roommatehom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couchhen he walked in. That would've been awkward. big fat FML

#4983449
100 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I got a report telling me how I had handld a mystery shopper at work. In this report I found out that instead of saying ( Thank you ) I had said ( Have a nice day , take care. ) This kept me from getting mah $150 bonus. FML

#4724946
129 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 12:43am - work - by elipses (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was late 4 a medical school seminar and test!! An SUV flipped over on the highway right in front of me!! I held pressure to gushing, lacerated artery until EMS arrived!! He lived, but I might have to repeat thehole year because I missed a big test!! The test? Emergency response medicine!! FML

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126 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 8:58pm - work - by doctorchick (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Had A Job Interview An Things Were Going Really Well Until I Noticd The Woman Interviewing Me Staring At The Inside Of Mah Elbow. I Am Recovering From A Poison Sumac Rash, An Each Spot Looks Like A Puncture Wound From A Syringe. I Was Dismissd Before The Interview Was Over. FML

#4318631
96 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 9:25pm - work - by caiti (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah mum deleted mah college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar . I had worked on it for the past month an it was worth 50% of mah grade . It's due tomorrow . FML

#4192462
191 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 9:51pm - work - by mandy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Quit Mah Job Because Mah Company Wouldn't Give Me The Raise I've Been Asking Fir For 2 Years. I Just Saw The Ad On Craigslist Fir Mah Replacement Position. The Starting Salary Is Above Wat I Was Asking For. FML

Yesterday , I Learned That When U Flush The Toilet , The Contents Do Not Disappear Into Oblivion. They Show Up In Your Basement When Your Sewer Backs Up. And They Come In Greater Numbers. Real FML

Today, I went into work to change a shift looool I was unable to work. I phone the first person on the employee sheet an they promptly answer by saying "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you..." I was fired last week an have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:21am - work - by mannnnn (man) -



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