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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14309
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got yur bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. looool Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

#1490336
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14813) - you deserved it (94124)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Was Babysitting A Four Year Old. He Was Mad And Began Hitting Me. I Told Him To Use His Words Not His Fists When He's Mad. He Then Began Telling Me How Much He Hated Me And That I Should Go Die And Never Come Back. FML

#1474084
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45190) - you deserved it (17431)

On 04/29/2009 at 9:34pm - kids - by GirlinGreen - United States (Washington)

I was taking te subway to work wen I saw a really ot grl. Noticing tat se, like me, ad a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is tat Double Ds u ave tere?" Se didn't pick up tat I was talking about te coffee. FML

#1466459
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18663) - you deserved it (89611)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today trying to make mah 6 year old daughter to laugh I drew a picture of a butt a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later hen she was talking with mah extremely judgmental mother-in-law I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

#1453459
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20037) - you deserved it (47281)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61937) - you deserved it (5183)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah girlfriand was complaining that wa don't hava ( a song ). Irritatad , I told har that I'd put on tha radio , and whatavar song was playing was our song from now on. I switchad on tha radio , and ( It's Not Fair ) by Lily Allan was playing. Our song is about pramatura ajaculation. FML

#1427967
146 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

2day I realized the senior thesi I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML

#1423979
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21389) - you deserved it (58295)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by fuckspellcheck (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
175 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were having a family get together at mah house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it lookd nice. I got a little bord and decidd it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into mah yard. right when i finishd, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

#1347593
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11011) - you deserved it (76487)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT MAH SCHOOL WITH SOME FRIENDSHEN MAH MOM CUMMED TO PICK ME UP. A GRL I KNEW WANTED A HUG BEFORE I LEFT. I TURNED AROUND TO HUG HER AND A CLIP ON MAH BACKPACK GOT STUCK ON HER TANK TOP. I TUNED AWAY THE CLIP PULLED THE SHRT RIPPING IT AND EXPOSING HER NAKED CHEST. FML

#1342086
188 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw looool mah tampon string was hanging out of mah suit. I freakd, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQd 4 a false start FML

#1311543
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44448) - you deserved it (15660)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:44am - misc - by suckatlifeeexo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the store with mah wife. As we were walking out, I helpd an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, mah foot got stuck on the door and mah face was catapultd into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that mah wife burst into hysterics. FML

#1310599
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45598) - you deserved it (4366)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by GreenMonstR (man) - United States (California)

Today, I cummd home to fine a car parkd in mah assignd space. Pissd off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks fir parking in mah spot. I spat on yur door handle." It turns out it was mah girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

#1285510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10163) - you deserved it (70290)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:24am - love - by jason (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was studying 4 a midterm , so I puttd mah computer on the side of mah desk to make more room 4 mah books. My roommate cummd inhile I wasn't paying attention and tackle-huggd me from behind - I fell over , knocking mah computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML

#1283186
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56457) - you deserved it (7198)

On 04/24/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by avanti (woman) - United States (California)



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