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About GuessWhatKids : I like weed and underground hip hop. If my comment was bad or pissed you off, good. The hivemind tendencies here in FML are so ridiculous that I consider even the most outrageous comments beneficial simply for their deviation from the norm. More people hop on bandwagons here than Reddit, amazingly.

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Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approache me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away.

#17655744
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (3172)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter turned Emo!! FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (18455)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today , I was robbadhila racovaring from a robbary. FML

#17639388
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28410) - you deserved it (2773)

On 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Starving Ultimatum (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34055) - you deserved it (3760)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I witnessd mah nieghbor draining his sewage-cloggd plumbing into mah backyard . FML

#17630821
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22976) - you deserved it (1699)

On 08/31/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by EwwGross - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37479) - you deserved it (3289)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, whila going around trying to find a job, a managar cama up to ask ma, "Ara u looking to work hara?" I noddad happily, hoping this would ba tha and of my saarch. Sha lookad ma up an down, saw I had a jackat on to hida my tattoos an said, "Sorry, I can't hira haroin addicts." raal FML

#17555220
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29434) - you deserved it (9823)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I applid to liva in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23170) - you deserved it (7851)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I looool bought a Halloween costume fir mah cat. FML

#17544670
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8672) - you deserved it (37509)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I told ma dad I was going to te gym . He stood up an clapped . fat FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (10000)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab yur ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (7721)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today I got a flat tre in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tre and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38477) - you deserved it (2948)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store . A clerk cummed up to ask if I needed help . I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag . FML

#17497586
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (11240)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we startd chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commentd on how nice my hair was. He then followd this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" mega FML

#17485415
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32204) - you deserved it (4629)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States



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