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About GuessWhatKids : I like weed and underground hip hop. If my comment was bad or pissed you off, good. The hivemind tendencies here in FML are so ridiculous that I consider even the most outrageous comments beneficial simply for their deviation from the norm. More people hop on bandwagons here than Reddit, amazingly.

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My Son Asked Me If The Short Films I Write R Fir Little Kids Or Fir Adults. Since I Write Horror-filled Films, I Said It Was Fir Adults. He Went And Told His Teacher That I Made "adult Films". FML

#20514612
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35692) - you deserved it (4809)

On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States

Today, my dad lost is mind over te meteorite incident in Russia. He's convincd tat looool it's part of some big government conspracy to cover up a UFO cras-landing, and now e won't stop dismissively calling us "seep" and telling us "do te researc" just cuz we don't agree wit im.

#20508499
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25092) - you deserved it (2905)

On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

#20472335
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40916) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... after applying 4 a job at a tanning salon... I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

#20470936
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48113) - you deserved it (4081)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Tadayile on te bus te guy sitting beside me let out te vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encounterd te kind tat could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors wit te smell alone!! As I gaggd e smrkd and said "Tat's Taco Bell 4 ya." FML

#20466884
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36100) - you deserved it (3521)

On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

yesterday I went to take a sower . Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a sirt to cange into, so I putted on a towel an went back to ma room, only to witness ma 14-year-old broter an a friend smelling ma bra, commenting on "ow warm it is" . FML

Today my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice kind beautiful talented funny sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41822) - you deserved it (2775)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, Ma Dog Died An I Told Ma Grandfater I Wanted Er To Be Cremated . I Cummed Ome Later To Find Im Burning Er In Our Barbecue Pit . FML

#20193405
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33154) - you deserved it (3691)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (32532)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today.. . I had to go to mah daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class . Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with mah husband when we arrived . Apparently I "died" recently and mah daughter has had extra responsibility around the house.. . hence why she doesn't come to class . FML

#20154716
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (2166)

On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today, boyfriand and I wara praparing 4 tha arrival of Hurricana Sandy. I taskad him with going out to buy amargancy grocarias in casa wa losa powar. Ha raturnad with dozans of microwava cup noodlas. Wa'ra going to starva. FML

#20137235
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24912) - you deserved it (3533)

On 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm - love - by cupnoodles (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75323) - you deserved it (8810)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that mah daughter's ( pen pal ) is really a 58-year-old man in prison.

#20109821
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23964) - you deserved it (2687)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:59pm - kids - by ohgod. - United States (Florida)

Today, mah friends dard me to answer the door nakd fir the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answerd, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

#20107826
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8190) - you deserved it (35639)

On 10/08/2012 at 6:27pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I ad tree tings stolen: ma pone, ma iPod, an ma grlfriend. All by te same guy. FML

#20094866
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32347) - you deserved it (2619)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:56am - love - by Shortround - United States (Illinois)



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