About Gubiithefish : Fail Whale^^
Well, I an studying at Vejle Technical Academy - BioTechnology and in the future I'm going to be a doctor or a genetic engineer, or that is at least what I hope I will.
Time will tell^^
But besides that!
I'm a pretty good gamer, above decent ;)
I'm playing CS;S, WoW, Garry's mod, MW 'n such!
But when I'm not being a "geek" or "gamer" I'm very a decent person, playing guitar, flute or piano :)
And I'm a boxer^^
So if there is anything else, just let me know (:
About Gubiithefish : Fail Whale^^
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Gubiithefish's favorite FMLs
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML
by WhyMe / 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
by Anonymous / 03/18/2011 at 12:14pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous
by karmavictim / 03/18/2011 at 7:28am / Animals
Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML
by Anonymous / 03/18/2011 at 5:25am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by MacGrouber / 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by thisblows / 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
by notthedad / 03/15/2011 at 11:50am / China / Love
Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML
by karmaplz / 02/23/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML
by ellie / 02/23/2011 at 2:10am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
by Shropintz / 02/22/2011 at 7:27pm / United States / Love
by Dilly_20 / 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML
by Dean Heffern / 02/22/2011 at 9:28am / Work
- Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I… Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts… Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the…