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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 130
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About Guardgirll : Hi! My name is Lexie :) I am a chill and funny person. I play softball and golf, I am a gymnast, I am in colorguard and if you don't know what that is shame on you and Google it. If you have any questions or just want to talk message me (:

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Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

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