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GripItRight

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GripItRight

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 September 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2262
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GripItRight : Open Thinker, I'm Positive I'm Positive... , and a quick study.

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GripItRight's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

#19764456
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (18302)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

#19764261
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15130) - you deserved it (9098)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by yeyt209 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

#19763954
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9377) - you deserved it (32341)

On 06/10/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51441) - you deserved it (3248)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

#19738484
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29199) - you deserved it (3217)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

#19719748
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15147) - you deserved it (28624)

On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML

#19696730
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27953) - you deserved it (2463)

On 05/29/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by The Bearded Woman (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15108) - you deserved it (26725)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML

#19628540
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (4523)

On 05/15/2012 at 6:39pm - health - by Leadamp (man) -

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

#19628029
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28628) - you deserved it (3425)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:56pm - love - by waste of effort (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML

#19627538
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23773) - you deserved it (7840)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30148) - you deserved it (2538)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37979) - you deserved it (10658)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

#19568325
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43759) - you deserved it (2763)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States



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