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GripItRight
  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 September 1979 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 536
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GripItRight : Open Thinker, I'm Positive I'm Positive... , and a quick study.

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Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41898) - you deserved it (3001)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10567) - you deserved it (35217)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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82 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (4656) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -



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