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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5278
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant and I'm the biggest sucker alive for a beautiful smile. It's ridiculous. I dig tattoos, books, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/

GrinchFu1's page activity

Visits<b>TaintedTraveler</b> - 3 hours ago<b>c_miller777</b> - 17 hours ago<b>koganti</b> - yesterday at 4:02am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - yesterday at 9:02pm<b>IceBerge</b> - yesterday at 6:42pm<b>atomicxsarah</b> - yesterday at 3:03pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - yesterday at 3:00pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - yesterday at 2:37pm<b>imahobbitlol</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:19pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:31am<b>missa8604</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 9:47pm<b>lightning20</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:03pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:38am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:21am<b>kittieallor</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:30am<b>ADDiva</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:59am<b>GAFF</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:04pm

Fucked!<b>Jesmassimo</b> - yesterday at 9:00pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:31pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:21am<b>killerparade</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:53am<b>thee_most_dope</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:48am<b>coyotefox</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 2:39pm<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 10:45am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:22am<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 1:36am<b>droid1126</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 1:02am<b>meowimmakat</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:38am<b>MothaTeresa</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 4:40am<b>Axelerate</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:05am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 3:13am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 4:58am<b>aloneingarden</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Raxal</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 9:34am<b>wondermoose</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:28am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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GrinchFu1's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63876) - you deserved it (39530)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

#20729997
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52712) - you deserved it (4853)

On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by scarredforlife - United States (New York)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51260) - you deserved it (3426)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after years of training and competing, I realized that the universe does not want me to play the piano. Not only do I have hands that can fit in toddler-sized gloves, my carpal tunnel is already to the point where I have to wear a brace at night, at the ripe old age of 14. FML

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

#20702631
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55807) - you deserved it (7087)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by my_only_friend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML

#20700407
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43294) - you deserved it (15361)

On 06/02/2013 at 12:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

#20696622
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52649) - you deserved it (3846)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

#20694089
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48485) - you deserved it (9535)

On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

#20693039
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50981) - you deserved it (4218)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:39pm - misc - by no boobies - United States

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

#20683515
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60328) - you deserved it (19081)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59153) - you deserved it (4607)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML

#20679582
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40714) - you deserved it (10452)

On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

#20679387
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43522) - you deserved it (3521)

On 05/22/2013 at 6:56am - misc - by stillhave2years - United States

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML

#20673142
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53944) - you deserved it (7559)

On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

#20667250
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78460) - you deserved it (6593)

On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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