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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6892
  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant and I'm the biggest sucker alive for a beautiful smile. It's ridiculous. I dig tattoos, books, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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GrinchFu1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

by nityasomaiya / 05/16/2015 at 1:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML

by MedChew / 05/08/2015 at 8:46am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

by Jobless in Seattle / 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Alabama) / Kids

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

by anonymous / 02/06/2015 at 12:16am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

by Anonymous / 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML

by burningman / 01/22/2015 at 5:40am / Germany (Hessen) / Transportation

Today, my mother kindly brought me some soup as was recovering from having my tonsils out. Spicy Mexican bean soup. Yep, very spicy. FML

by Jensa / 01/16/2015 at 4:59pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2015 at 12:56am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

by ivegotapackage / 01/05/2015 at 6:47pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said "see ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I called her ugly. FML

by sexualpopcorn / 12/20/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm / United States / Kids

Today, a new fire alarm system is being installed in my building. Not only does the alarm go off incessantly, but the elevators stop running when it happens. I live on the 12th floor. FML

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

by TuT / 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm / France / Love