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  • Number of visits : 3749
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant. I dig tattoos, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/ Shoot me a fuckin message... I love meeting new people.

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Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

#21382751
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31120) - you deserved it (1962)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

#21350702
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27733) - you deserved it (1911)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:16am - animals - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

#21345785
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (4245)

On 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML

#21342118
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29318) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my mother kindly brought me some soup as was recovering from having my tonsils out. Spicy Mexican bean soup. Yep, very spicy. FML

#21338407
40 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 4:59pm - health - by Jensa (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30562) - you deserved it (6394)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

#21331498
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (1800)

On 01/05/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by ivegotapackage (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said "see ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I called her ugly. FML

#21321170
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (3670)

On 12/20/2014 at 10:37pm - love - by sexualpopcorn - United States (California)

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

#21272741
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (2788)

On 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a new fire alarm system is being installed in my building. Not only does the alarm go off incessantly, but the elevators stop running when it happens. I live on the 12th floor. FML

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36948) - you deserved it (3457)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML

#21248283
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49797) - you deserved it (5613)

On 08/30/2014 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37845) - you deserved it (9610)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)



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