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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today , mah dad an I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong , he said , "Good job , genius." I shot back the frst thing that popped into mah head,hich was "I am not a genius!" He laughed an says that if I die before him , he's having that engraved on mah tombstone. FML

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On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I went to the arcade with mah dad... an we decided to try out the hurricane simulator... which blast 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43841) - you deserved it (4704)

On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Today , mah husband wantd to try anal 4 the first time . His attempt to sound romantic was him saying , "Open yur buns , the meat is ready." FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain . Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot . FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)



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