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GreyRavenWolf

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML

#21122879
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (12803)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

#21066497
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43818) - you deserved it (4700)

On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

#20767385
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55150) - you deserved it (7763)

On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

#20155774
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22774) - you deserved it (2630)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20473) - you deserved it (4087)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)



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