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Greenmarsh

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1970 (44 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21367
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

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Greenmarsh's favorite FMLs

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

#874593
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107155) - you deserved it (8860)

On 04/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by intranator (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11173) - you deserved it (23687)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)



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