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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML


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