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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4886
  • Number of comments : 365
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Grauncho : Give me all the fucks. Do you have kik? Shoot me a message. Kik: grauncho

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Grauncho's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33584) - you deserved it (9248)

On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24930) - you deserved it (2366)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me, and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25233) - you deserved it (2917)

On 12/07/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23510) - you deserved it (2026)

On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States

Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML


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On 12/06/2012 at 2:23pm - misc - by mom (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML


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On 10/23/2012 at 6:47pm - money - by Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37239) - you deserved it (3092)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26189) - you deserved it (4321) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML


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On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML


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On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23470) - you deserved it (3315)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML


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On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML


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On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML


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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML


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On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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